Charmer Joy, since I was curious, I just looked up those Birdman 1802 wipey thingies on Flamazon. What are they made of? Gold dust? They cost, like, billions of mousies for a pack of 30. Why? Why would anyfur or furless use them? My mom would find a less expensive alternative if she needed to destink herself.

Love,
Callie Marie McChew-La

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: Your velveteen nose should not have to put up with the
: stench of those Beekman 1802 wipes. Even the world
: "Beekman" sounds scary. I'll just bet your
: mom smells like a man with a beak. Your mom smells
: like a birdman! Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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: Love,
: Callie Marie McChew-La
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: it's supposed to stay above freezing overnight too.
: Mom's really hoping that by morning there will be hot
: water.
: We're both thankful that she has those Beekman1802
: wipes
: to make her less stinky, but she really, really wants
: a shower. And I really, really want her to have one
: too.
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: Hekko. Howareyouiamfinethankyouandyou. And you? Plus,
: it's sunny and almost NICE out today! It's supposed to
: be in the thirties. Mom says this is a tropical
: heatwave!
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: Love,
: Callie Marie McChew-La
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