I kissed my mom the other day. She scooped me off of the cat tree and made me lay on her chest while she rubbed my ears. I gave her hand three or four (or maybe 6) tiny licks. It wasn't so bad. I like being an indoor kitty, and I get along with all of the other kitties here. My kitty mom hisses at me now and I don't know why. She doesn't do it all of the time. My human mom can't always find us. We have our secret hiding places. We are both learning and adjusting to our new indoor life.
My human mom was squishing me this morning and said she should have named me Sweet Potato and then she laughed. Then she said, "Or Yammy," and laughed some more. I don't get it.
: I need some advice, but I do not need it from humans. I
: need advice from FURS ONLY!!! So, last night, I was
: napping on my human. Don't say it. I'm more disgusted
: by my behavior than I can tell you. Then it got even
: worse. I walked up to the human, and I sniffed her
: face -- about 5 or 6 times! And I came close to
: kissing it! Thank dogs, I didn't, but I almost did,
: and it dismays me tremendously. My mom smiled, so I
: know she knows, and now I don't know what to do.
: Should I try to convince her that she was having a
: dream by acting extra aloof, or should I admit that I
: made a mistake -- probably, I got her confused with
: another critter -- and I will never, ever show any
: affection toward her again? Well? What do you
: recommend? I need to somehow repair the damage that I
: Callie Marie McChew-La
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