: I heard that giant-sized rats were discovered somewhere.
: I want some! They have giant-sized claws and can chew
: through coconuts. They sound delicious, don't they?
: Please let me know if anyfur hears about how I can get
: one of those giant-sized rats. They're not native to
: Massachewsetts, but I want one, anyway. I want my mom
: to go and fetch me one!
: Callie Marie McChew-La