Oh! When I close my blissful eyes and visualize that disgusting pigfaced trumphole eating a peach, I feel joyful! Don't you? I imagine the juice going into his eyes and into his ears and into any orifice that he might have, and I just imagine that there aren't enough baby wipes on the entire planet Earth to clean up the stickiness, and I picture the trumphole squealing like a piggy or like the way he did when he watched SaturdayNightLiving over the weekend. Yes! That is just how I picture him squealing! Don't you? Except I'm sorry to insult piggies. Piggies are much cuter than that pigfaced trumphole.
Angel Chita McChew
: Dear Ms. Chita,
: I refuse to let you meow that my beautiful and
: charmin' furwife, Ms. Nala La, is ugly. All furs don't
: look alike and that don't mean they be ugly, all furs
: are beautiful and full of love, even Callie Marie.
: Nah, it gots to be Sheriff Andy Taylor 'cause Deputy
: Fife was only a deputy and not a sheriff, and I'm not
: too sure that deputies are even smart as Sheriff's,
: most likely 'bouts the mentality of the trumphole, so
: they could fumble around together tryin' to figger out
: what's goin' on. I think greedy is the word we be
: lookin' fur to describe the trumphole bunch, and bein'
: fair skinned can you imagine how red trumphole's face
: will be when he eats them peaches? JW