Nala La needs ball gowns and tiaras because she's ugly compared to me. I have spots and stripes. *beaming and wagging her pretty striped tail* I'm so pretty that I don't need anything, although naturally, Harley of My Heart has given me lots and lots of jewels and gowns, and I've wished up boatloads more for myself as well, because I have phenomenal taste, and I know what goes best with my gorgeous spots and eloquent stripes. Tpp bad Nala La has no spots or stripes, but them's the breaks. Maybe we could call Sheriff Andy Taylor something else instead such as Sheriff Andy Fife. That way, the trumpholes would be tricked and confused and have no idea who they were dealing with. Then they'd be even stupider than usual, if that's even possible. Do you suppose it would be possible for them to be even stupider than they normally are, Sheriff Star?
Angel Chita McChew
: Dear Ms. Chita,
: Just what's wrong with havin' a name that rhymes with
: burp. A burp is a necessary, and not a bad thing.
: After all he cleaned up the West and got rid of all
: the bank robbers and such. Well what you be thinkin'
: 'bouts Sheriff Andy Taylor? His name only rhymes with
: someone who makes clothes fur humans. We furs don't
: need any clothes although my darlin' wifefur, Ms. Nala
: La, is fond of ball gowns and tiara's. How 'bouts you?