Well, aren't you in luck, because you say you don't own a yellow and black striped saddle or a tuna saddle but you wish you did, and my dear, beloved enterprising bobblehead, your veryown fur-in-law, Davidson McChew-Escalade, just happens to own a saddle manufacturing plant that makes reversible saddles made of tuna fish that are silver/gray on one side and yellow and black striped on the other side, and he'd be glad to sell you a box of them for a family discounted price. Shall I have his furs talk to your furs about it?
Angel Chita McChew
: Dear Ms. Chita,
: Shucks my dear my horsie, Gary Cooper, don't even own
: a yellow and black striped saddle. Yellow doesn't
: match too well with my fur so I have a silver/gray
: saddle, and only the one saddle. I sure ain't Sheriff
: Bumblebee, bumblebee is a tuna, and I wish my saddle
: was a tuna then I could nibble on it as I make my
: rounds around town, but then I'd have to keep buyin'
: new saddles after they were all nibbled away. Don't
: make much common cents to me, does it you? JW