Posted by eastender on 10/28/2007, 7:02 pm
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imagine the likelyhood of this. your born in yorkshire grow up supporting leeds.
you score 300 goals a season for the youth team you play 4.
leeds offer you trials but you turn them down because your you want to concentrate on your whippet and ferret breeding.
your first job is as a scientist earning ten grand a week.
you marry the love of your life who happens to be a page 3 bird and is a virgin.
you win the lottery for four weeks on the trot.
you become a football hooligan and kit yourself out in aquascutum gear.
since you started wearing top clothes you can now punch harder.
you have never ever been to a football match and got run by another firm.
you have never ever had the desire to be a cockney and part of the master race.
blah blah ####ing blah.
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