[ Post a Response | Justin Lee ]
Posted by Jack Facts on 12/15/2006, 9:57 am Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a b###h. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry. The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
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