[ Post a Response | Justin Lee ]
Posted by Chuck Facts on 7/1/2006, 6:38 pm Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
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