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Posted by Bizarro
on 7/16/2009, 4:08 pm, in reply to "New Gods, Monsters, and Bizarro"
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you a Channel 3 special report. I’m Angela Chen.
Bizarro, the imperfect and highly unstable duplicate of Superman has been spotted on what can only be described as a crash course with the Planet Earth. The creature was last seen when Superman himself created a quote-unquote “Bizarro World,” complete with a large and similarly unstable Bizarro people on a distant meteor after one of Bizarro’s many rampages, or ‘games,’ as Bizarro would refer to them. The creature seemed at peace with his new world, according to Superman, even, as he put it, happy. But his return raises any number of questions—why has he come back? What does he want? And if there is an entire planet of Bizarros… can we fight them off?
For more, we go to Snapper Carr on the field in Washington D.C. Snapper, what are we looking at?
Hello, Angela! I’m here in Washington, where authorities predict Bizarro’s trajectory will land him, though auxiliary militias are being rallied in major cities around the globe. The mood is tense. Wait… Wait, I can see him—we have made visual contact! He is approaching at an absolutely breakneck speed now, he is closer… closer… the crowd has hushed, the military force is in position… and…
He has landed. He’s… he’s just standing there… Oh my god, he’s moving! He’s grabbed a Humvee! RUN! GO GO GO!
*Click*
A man in military fatigues turned away from the screen, sweat beading on his wrinkled brow. He plucked the cigar from his mouth and breathed the strong scent. General Wade Eiling then sat back in his chair, and flicked on the tiny video-screen. A hazy figure clicked onscreen.
“You’ve seen the situation. You know he’s here. And we want him taken down. WITHOUT the Kryptonian’s help—if Superman gets involved, we’ll have to explain what we do with him after he gets defeated, and he’s a valuable asset to us alive. Now, if this happens, it could be very… very… very profitable for you. And I think that we tracked you down demonstrates exactly what we have at our disposal. So what do you say? Do we have a deal?”
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