Role Play Board: Weapon X pt.7

Weapon X pt.7

Posted by Deadpool on 4/5/2009, 1:25 am
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Deadpool is a graduate (VICTIM) of the super-soldier programs, Weapon X. There he was trained to be a living weapon (EXPERIMENTED ON) and hailed as the greatest of the programs warriors (REJECTED AS A FAILURE). Now, he’s not only one of the world’s most dangerous men (THAT’S TRUE) but he’s also one of the world’ most attractive bachelors (ACTUALLY HE’S HIDOUS) So ladies (IF YOU SAW HIS FACE YOU WOULD PROBABLY) Hey-- (PUKE ALL OVER) Dude. (WHAT?) What are you doing? (WHADAYA MEAN?) Tryin’ to give a bio here. (WELL THEN GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT) Its OUR bio bro! (…OH…)

Anyway I’m a hero (MERCENARY) and I’m out to make (MONEY) the world safe. Story. Go.

Sabretooth then jumps in front of the professor. “Well Deadpool how did that Sasquatch thing work out for ya?”

Deadpool then pulls out a wad of cash and smells it. “I think it went pretty well don’t you agree?”

“Looks like another crack-head believed you again.”

“SO?! People are stupid these days and they will believe anything they see that’s not real but when you show then something fake that’s actually something else they believe you.” Deadpool puts a grin on his face and smells the money again.

“So you’re basically telling me that you knew it wasn’t Sasquatch all along?”

Deadpool takes off his mask and smells the money again. “Yeah that sounds right and smells right cause this money is fresh from the bank baby!” Deadpool then shoves the money in front of his face and smacks him with it. Sabretooth then reacts with a quick swipe to Deadpool’s face cutting his left eye from top to bottom.

“Oh my god Sabretooth! YOU JUST MADE ME LOOK LIKE CABLE!” Deadpool then hugs Sabretooth. “I love you, you big fur ball!” Sabretooth then grabs Deadpool by the neck and raises him into the air. The professor then jumps in and try’s to stop the fight.

“Now you two need to stop fighting now before I’m going to have to eliminate you from the team!”

Deadpool then looks at The Professor like he’s stupid. “Come on Professor we were getting to the good part of the fight.” Sabretooth then looks stunned.

“For once wade I agree with you.”

“You mean the part where I kicked your A$$?” Deathstrike and Omega Red start laughing. Sabretooth then throws Deadpool across the room. Sabretooth turns around and gets Tazzed by the Professor. (WAY TO GO DUDE!) Deadpool rubs his head and starts talking as usual.

“You know you’re not supposed to keep wild animals in captivity.” Deadpool goes to sit down in a seat.

“Yes Deadpool but we found out that Wolverine was actually Wolverines son.” Deadpool then jumps out of his seat.

“Dude that’s so awesome! And how do you know this?” The Professor starts pointing at pictures on the table.

“As you can see here Wolverine has three claws and His son has three claws.”

“You know Doc I never would have noticed that.” The Professor then pulls out more pictures out of a sleeve.

“Anyway if you look here Wolverines come out from his knuckles and his son has two from his knuckles and one from the bottom bellow his palm.”

“You know Doc I really don’t care because when claws swing at you THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!” By the way Deadpool is starting to loose his cool. (No I am not!)

“Well I thought you wanted to know.”

“Well Doc it’s obvious that I don’t.” Dude why do you keep calling him Doc when he’s a Professor? (Ummm dude you’re the one who is writing the story.) Oh yeah that’s right.

“Well Deadpool what do you want your next mission to be?” Deadpool start’s jumping around he’s so excited.

“ARE YOU SERIOUS!?”

“As serious as your ego.”

“ALLRIGHT I’M GOING TO FIND DADY WOLVERINE TO HELP ME WITH BABY WOLVERINE! Does that sound cool?”

“If you want to get your self killed… Yes this does sound like your mission.”

TBC…EVEN IF YOU DON’T WANT IT TO BE!