Role Play Board: Weapon X Pt. 5

Weapon X Pt. 5

Posted by Deadpool on 2/19/2009, 3:55 pm
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Deadpool then pulls out his other sword and has something to say. “Lets… GET GIGGY WITH IT!”

Wolverine then thinks to himself. “You are one dumb Son Of A B#*&%.” Wolverine draws out his claws and clashes with Deadpool’s swords. “Alright bub so how do you want to die?”

Deadpool gives Wolverine a smirk. “Medium Rare I don’t like pink in the middle.”

Wolverine then out might’s Deadpool and cuts both of his arms off. Deadpool then starts to cry. “Those were my favorite arms! And Swords!” Deadpool’s arms regenerate and he pulls out a tranquilizer pistol and shoots Wolverine knocking him out for the count. Deadpool walks up to Wolverine while he still has conscious and waves at him. “It’s me Deadpool I shot you in the A$$!”

Deadpool then goes over to Xavier and talks. “Well I took care of him he won’t be waking up for another 8 hours.” Xavier laughs at him. “You were lucky enough to even shoot him with your pistol.” Deadpool then pulls out his pistol and changes the darts to bullets and puts the gun at Xavier’s head. “You see now old man, real F$#%ing bullets. All I have to do his pull the trigger and BOOM! Bye bye brains HELLO HEAVON!... or hell which one you prefer it doesn’t matter to me.”

Then from the burnt down building comes the Beast with Iceman. Deadpool then jumps back and pulls out his pistol. “AHHHHHH! SASQUATCH!” Deadpool then puts the darts back in and shoots Beast with about I don’t know like 20 darts. “Alright where’s the nearest TV station? I have finally got him!”

Iceman then steps in front of him. “Whoa Whoa Whoa!”

Deadpool then looks at him funny. “Whoa what man? DA#$ how many do you need?”

“That’s the Beast not Sasquatch!”

“Icicle step aside I know you want the fame and money but I found him first!”

Helicopters then come flying in one of them land and Sabretooth comes out of the chopper. “Hey Deadpool nice job I’m surprised you’re actually in 1 piece.” Deadpool then sets down the Beast and puts landmines all around him. “Alright now no one can get him.” Deadpool then walks over to Sabretooth dragging Wolverine behind him. “Well actually he cut off both of my arms. But then they grew back and I shot him in the A$$. So I think this job went smooth!” “Ok but anyway I’m going to take him to the lab so Professor can see him. And what the hell is that over there?” Deadpool then turns around and looks back. “Oh that’s Sasquatch I caught him so I’m going to go to the local TV station to air it.” Sabretooth stares at Deadpool. “You know for once in my life I’m speechless. That’s really a new low for you.”

“Yeah I know but anyway I will catch up with you later ok? I have some important business to do.”

“I’m sure you do Deadpool I’m sure you do.” Sabretooth puts Wolverine into the chopper and walks back out and tosses Deadpool an envelope. “That’s you pay 20 grand use it well cause you might have to bail yourself out of jail with it one day.” Sabretooth then goes back into the chopper as it fly’s away then Deadpool shouts. “OK I WON’T!”

Deadpool walks over to so called Sasquatch without setting off the mines and pulls him out and teleports him to the nearest TV station.

TBC…EVEN IF YOU DON’T WANT IT TO BE!