Role Play Board: Weapon X pt 2

Weapon X pt 2

Posted by Deadpool on 2/6/2009, 2:07 pm
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Have I been put in a coma or something. I mean really I’ve been dreaming of Lady Deathstrike lately. I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF! But there is a lot worse.

20 Minutes later Deadpool wakes up on a operating table with Sabretooth breathing on him. Deadpool looks at him with disgust.

“Have you ever heard the invention of a breath mint!?!” Deadpool takes a small case out of his pocket. “Tic-Tack?”

Sabretooth then shoves his claws into Deadpool’s chest. “You Dumb@$$ I’m 5 seconds away of my other hand going into your chest and ripping your heart out.”

Deadpool waves his hands in the air and gives a big smile. “I’m so scared!!!.”

Sabretooth then starts to raise his arm when The Professor walks into the room and starts yelling.

“Sabretooth that’s your last warning I hate having to bark at you everyday!” Deadpool then shouts out. “HAHAHA Barking!”

The Professor then walks over to the table Deadpool was tied onto and excuses Sabretooth. “Now if you’re wondering why you are sitting on this table it is for one reason. You do know that you have the same healing factor as everybody else. But this time I increased the amount of healing factor to where the limbs that you loose will grow back even faster.”

Deadpool got so excited that. “So now I can do what Wolverine can do but better?”

“Well if you put it that way… yes.”

Deadpool then jumps off the table ripping the bonds holding him. “I have finally reached my lifetime goal of being better than Wolverine!”

The Professor then gives Deadpool a weird look and says. “Any way your assignment will be yourself finding the whereabouts of Wolverine. Our only information we have for you is that he now resides at Xavier University. You will find him and bring him back to me.”

Deadpool looks at him like he was Michael Phelps smoking a marijuana pipe. “What the %^&$ u expect me to bring that happy bundle of joy over here you know its quite impossible!”

“You’re Deadpool it shouldn’t be too hard.” Deadpool then grabs his essentials and a jacket and starts to head outside. “Yeah that’s what they all say.”

TBC…EVEN IF YOU DON’T WANT IT TO BE!