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Posted by Deadpool
on 1/30/2009, 9:06 pm
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Well I have a weeeeeeeeee little story to tell you today this story was never heard of it was back in the day when I was part of Weapon X. When I was bad and everybody on my team was bad and of course they wanted to kill me. Its not surprising and they one guy who wanted to kill me or actually strangle me was Omega Red…man does that bring back some memories.
Deadpool, Omega Red, Sabretooth, & Lady Deathstrike, this was before we had the ALMIGHTY Wolverine. Who, I must add, when mad at me would have fun cutting my arms off. No wonder I have so many scars, and I’m talking psyche here. Ok maybe that was a little weird, but still…
You want me to shut up huh? I thought so.
Deadpool is walking around in the barracks while his team mates sleep. “So who should I prank first tonight?”
“I have to do Sabretooth first!” Deadpool then quietly walks into the kitchen to get some supplies. “Lets see whipped cream in a can, no wait this is Sabretooth. Ummmm wait I need a feather duster. You know I wanna be nice to Sabretooth for once so Omega here I come.”
“He is sooooo gonna try an kill me. Thank you healing factor!” Deadpool quietly walks in the room towards Omegas bunk bed. “I hate bunk beds they always hurt my back. I mean are we not in a secret government funded weapons program here. Can someone not get a $#%$#^ upgrade here!”
Deadpool covers his mouth as he watches Omega roll over and squirm a bit from the noise. With a giggle, Deadpool starts to put the whipped cream on when one of Omegas tentacle arms grabs Deadpool by the neck. “Hey twinkles haven’t u learned your lesson yet?”
Deadpool smiles at Omega. “Did you just call me twinkie?”
Omega starts to grip tighter. “What did you say u worm?”
“I mean yes sir commander @$$hole I hav…”
The professor walks into the room and turns the lights on. “What are you doing to Deadpool!?!”
“We are playing mercy!” Deadpool starts to continue but Omega squeezes his tentacle tighter and the rest was barely more than a gargled whisper. “He is winning by a mile and an adams apple!”
“Omega release him NOW!”
“And if I don’t” A look from the professor tells Omega all he needs to tell him. “Yes sir.”
Deadpool walks behind Omega and whispers. “I can’t wait to shoot you in the @$$.”
“What did you say WADE!”
“You heard me!”
The professor pulls out a tranquilizer gun and shoots Deadpool. Deadpool can barley speak. “$hit I should have seen that coming!”
TBC…EVEN IF YOU DON’T WANT IT TO BE!
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