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Posted by Deadpool
on 1/30/2009, 9:04 pm
71.74.254.237
New York, New York
“This is…the best day of my life you know that?” Deadpool looks at the chief of police… and smiles.”
“It’s not my fault you got caught… transporting illegal drugs such as crack Her-.“
“Hey a brothers gotta make a livn on the street.” Deadpool pounds his chest.
“Don’t give me that you’re not no gangsta from the street you’re a superhero.”
Deadpool stands up in a heroic form. “That I am cap- I mean chief see right now crimes are down basically everything’s down some how the gas is to which is nice. But there are always consequences to this when gas is down for awhile it always go’s back up. Basically I’m saying is the longer you have less crime the better its gonna come up your ass.”
“What in the Hell is that gonna infect me?”
“Idk man you got me confuzzled.”
The chief walks over to his patrolman. “Did you test him to see if he had used any of the drugs?”
“No sir.”
“Why?”
“He said he never took any.”
“Guess what he’s positive and you’re not getting paid today!”
“…yes sir.”
“Now mister Wade.”
“Yes… just hit me with it I hate it when it’s dramatic.”
“Ha I will let you go I’m in a good mood today… but don’t screw it up. Now get out of my sight!”
Deadpool walks out of the room and goes to his car which some how is parked outside… weird. But not as weird as Michael Jackson.
You may look forward to further random Deep Thoughts from the mind of Wade Wilson whenever I feel like it.
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