
Posted by Mr.Mind
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on 9/19/2008, 5:10 pm
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THE HARBOR OF GOTHAM CITY.....
An all too familiar yact comes to rest at the Gotham Yact Club..the Tuxedo-1. Two deck hands throw lines to the yact yard workers.
'Dis is CobblePot's ship, right?', one of the deck hands points out.
The other nods his head in agreement.
You mugs, just tie the Tuxedo down and you're done for the night. Mr.Cobblepot doesn't want to be disturbed, got it?.
A Tuxedo deck hand commands the yard workers. They nod their heads and finish off roping down the vessell and scurry back into the boat house.
All's clear Mr.Cobblepot.
Ike, a Tuxedo Deck hand removes the finger from the trigger of the Nex-tel. It chirps. Seconds later it chirps again, 'Excellent Ike! Arrival in five minutes.' The Nex-Tel chirps again.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
A white limo rolls into the yact club and parks near the Tuxedo-1. The driver gets out and walks to the rear door. He scouts the area with a quick eye glance and then opens the door. A small, portly man with an umbrella-cane exits the limo.
He turns and looks at the driver before making his way to the dock.
Casper, you have the rest of the night off sir, Wak Wak.
Yes sir, Mr.Cobblepot.
Casper inconspicously points to his boss' tye and motions that it is crooked.
Thank you Casper, wak, you're much more worldly than my previous driver.
With that Chester Cobblepot walks to the boat where Ike helps him aboard.
Where are my 'guests' at Ike?
The galley sir.
Excellent, you and your comrades make sure we're not disturbed. It's a cool night and bats love cool nights.
Yes sir, Mr.Penguin.
THE TUXEDO-1 GALLEY
Small portly legs make their way down the galley steps.
Penguin can not believe his eyes as looks into his galley. Grodd, Stegron, Shadow Thief and the Human Fly all laid out on the floor. Furniture crumbled and broken about. And standing in the center of the room..... Batman with the biggest smirk.
Without hesitation, Penguin draws his umbrella and begins firing..
I don't know how you found about this meeting!! You are the hellspawn!!!!
Bullets ravage the boat's galley and rip through Batman's chest. The Dark Knight flinches in pain. Seconds later the entry holes fill in on his costume and he continues to smirk.
Chester Cobblepot.. you are and always have been a penguin. Time for you to be caged.
Batman's raspy voice changes in mid-sentence. It is a voice that the Penguin recognizes. The Penguin squints... Wak Wak!!
Before his eyes, Batman starts laughing and transformsd himself into Clayface!!!
Gotcha you old crazy bird...
Clayface laughs heartily as his associates climb to their feet.
Wak!! Wak!! I should ice you all!! Look at my ship!!!
Relax Penguin, the money we make off the rock will be, no pun intended, pigeon feed compared to what's happening now.
Grodd puts a reassuring arm around his old friend.
Penguin looks at him with skeptisism.
Let's get down to business, where's Killer Croc?
Wak! My associates have been monitoring his actions for weeks now. Tell me Grodd, what makes you think you can control him? Wak Wak. The stories are that he's mutating into a more ferocious beast.
That's the way we like them. And we have an ace in the hole.
What's the ace? Wak Wak.
Suddenly, Penguin grabs his head. His cigarette and holder drop to the floor along with his umbrella.
Allow me to introduce myself Mr.Cobblepot, I am Mr.Mind and I am going to solve all of your bat problems!!!
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