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Posted by White Wolf on 5/30/2008, 3:45 pm
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INT. Shield Helicarrier Freezer
Lobo, and Booster Gold stand admits a frozen wasteland, which stretches on endlessly in every direction. Lobo has a coat, gloves and a skull hat on.
Booster:
This place makes no since, why the hell would they need a walk in cooler this freck’n big. Oh, and In the Frozen vacuum of space you ride with nothing but a vest, but in a cooler you need a parka, and mittens.
Lobo smiles sinisterly.
Booster:
What the hell are you laughing about?
Lobo:
I’ve been meaning to try something out. Veronica! Hulk attack, by my location.
Lobo puts his head near boosters.
Lobo:
(Doing his best hulk impression)
Hulk smash, Hulk smash.
Booster:
Do you really think that will. . .
Hulk busters rush into the room, and begin attacking Booster Gold. Lobo laughs hysterically as Booster Fights for his life.
Lobo:
Oh, I found it.
He pushes aside a mound of snow, and pulls out an industrial box of fish sticks.
Lobo:
Yes!
Booster, flying backwards firing blast at the near indestructible hulk buster.
Booster:
We spent an hour in this frozen wasteland for that?
Lobo:
Oh Yeah, I’m telling you these are the best.
The hulk buster grabs Booster by the neck and begins to squeeze the life out of Booster.
Booster:
Lobo, Help?
Lobo looks at his fish sticks.
Booster raises his energy field and pushes the robot off of him.
Booster:
LOBO!
Lobo:
Ok, ya big Frag’n pansy. Veronica, the hulk turned back into whatever that skinny dudes name was.
The hulk buster stands down, but it doesn’t take its aim off of booster.
Booster:
You’re an Really A. . . Do you hear that?
Lobo:
What you complaining like a woman, yeah, you’re all in my ear with it.
Booster:
No.
Booster flies a few yards up. And sees a tent. He walks inside, and theirs a man lying there dieing.
Booster:
LOBO! Sir, are you ok?
Booster moves around franticly trying to do all he can to help the dieing guy.
Dieing Guy:
(His Voice fading)
Treasure. . .
Booster:
What did you say?
Dieing Guy:
Treasure, The Menitour’s treasure. It’s on the ship.
The guy’s voice begins to fade even more. Booster leans close and the man whispers something into his ear. The man begins to cough.
Booster:
Don’t die dude, I’m going to get you some water. DON’T DIE!
Booster darts out of the tent past Lobo. Seconds later he comes back to the tent only to see Lobo standing over him, smile maliciously. Booster drops to his knees next to the man’s lifeless body.
Booster:
Noooooooooo!!!!!!! The treasure!
Lobo still smiling lights a cigar.
Booster:
All I got is a name.
Lobo stops smiling.
Booster looks at Lobo.
Booster:
You know don’t you? You know something. The location, you know the location. Tell me!
Lobo:
(Blowing smoke in Boosters face)
Tell me the name.
Booster:
Looks like we’re partners.
Lobo:
(Under his breath)
You are dead soon as we find that damn treasure.
Booster:
What was that?
Lobo:
(Smiles)
Partners.
Both walk off into the snowy distance totally disregarding the dead body. Soon after they leave Rafael, White Wolf’s Captain of the Hatut Zeraze, (Dogs of war), uncloaks near the tent.
Rafael:
Wolf, You were right they were up to something.
INT. Helicarrier, Booster Gold’s Quarters
Booster sleeps in his quarters with dreams of treasure dancing in his head. Slowly the room starts to fill with smoke. White Wolf Walks in a few moments after the smoke clears.
White Wolf:
You’re going to tell me everything.
Booster Gold awakens naked tied to a table.
Booster Gold:
Barbra, I told you we’re not doing the bondage thing.
White Wolf lights a cigarette.
White wolf:
They’re two ways this can go. Booster.
White Wolf Takes out a knife.
Booster:
Dude what are you doing we’re on the say team, why?
White Wolf:
The Minatour’s Treasure.
Booster Gold:
What? I have no idea what you talking about. Whitey, have you lost your mind? Untie me.
White Wolf Reveals his Razor sharp Vibrainium claws and rest them on Booster Gold’s chest.
White Wolf:
They all talk Booster, just a matter of how deep I have to dig.
Booster:
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
INT. Helicarrier, Bar
Lobo sits at the bar with and empty glass in front of him, drink from a bottle of tequila. White Wolf Walks in.
White Wolf:
You like Tequila huh?
Lobo:
Nastiest thing I’ve ever drink.
White Wolf:
Then why are you drinking it?
Lobo:
Cause I’m a nasty Frag’n bastatch.
He downs the rest of the bottle.
Lobo:
Bar keep. I need another bottle!
White Wolf:
Make it 4.
White Wolf and Lobo sit on the floor behind the bar, the bartender is passed out with a black eye, and they’re numerous empty bottles scattered across the counter and floor.
White Wolf:
(Slurring his words)
You know Lobo In Spanish means Wolf?
Lobo:
(Slurring Equally)
Get the hell out of here, we like have the same name.
White Wolf:
We’re like brothers, you should totally tell me where the treasure is.
Lobo:
Well (Hiccup) I would, but I have a confession to make.
Lobo takes a deep breath, and stands.
Lobo:
(Now speaking Clearly)
I’m not that drunk.
White Wolf Laughs, and struggles to get to his feet. He looks Lobo in the eyes.
White Wolf:
(Also speaking Clearly)
Me Either.
Lobo:
Gold’n boy talked huh.
White Wolf:
Told me everything. How about this; same deal different partner.
Lobo:
You’re not going to give me the same treatment?
White Wolf:
Would it have work?
Lobo:
How do I know I trust you?
White Wolf:
You can trust me as much as I can trust you.
The look at each other intently Lobo starts to reach for his Gun, as White Wolf Starts to reach for his energy dagger. They both stop, and pass out onto the floor.
INT. Helicarrier, hall
Lobo and Booster Gold stand in the hall. Lobo with a Cigar, and a shotgun. Booster with a backpack.
Booster:
So you chose me over Wolf.
Lobo:
(Under his breath)
Yeah, you’d be easier to kill.
Booster:
What?
Lobo, nothing lets roll.
To be continued.
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