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Posted by Booster Gold
on 5/25/2008, 10:30 pm
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Booster Gold is still falling and flailing his arms around like a maniac.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He looks at his time distortion device and starts pushing random buttons and with a flash he is transported to the middle of a city where he lands face first in a city pond.
Booster: *panting heavily* holy crap that was close *looks around* now where exactly am I?
Booster looks around and sees a bunch of shanytowns and people hanging clothes on trees. The place is pretty desperate looking and kids are playing in the dirt.
Booster: man this place is depressing where the hell am I?
he looks up to see a propaganda poster urging soldiers to inlist and fight the Nazi Menace.
Booster: holy crap World War II well this sucks time to go back to the good ole 08.
Booster types a few buttons into his time distortion device but to no response.
Booster: What? Work you piece of crap.
He hits his time distortion device on the ground.
Booster: c’mon you piece of crap WORK.
After messing with the device for a few more minutes he gives up in frustration.
Booster: what the hell you piece of crap.
Out of the corner of his eye he see’s something familiar and runs after it down the street he dips into an alley and runs after the man in a trench coat.
Booster: it couldn’t be, not here.
The man goes inside of a door at the end of the alley and booster runs after him he opens the door and walks into a dark room with a lightbulb swinging over a table.
Booster walks in cautiously and stands there.
Booster: come out I know you in here Bishop.
There is silence for a while and Bishop steps out into the light.
Bishop: very astute of you booster but how could you tell that it was me?
Booster: are you serious you’re the only person in all of 1939 that has a jheri curl. Soo what in the hell are you doing back here?
Bishop: well I’m here for a meeting of time travelers we usually come back here to play poker.
Booster: yea I got the invitation I was busy doing errands for white wolf and he gets kind of upset if you no show.
Bishop: who Black Panther’s brother? I never knew he was back in business.
From the back Cable steps out into the light.
Booster: oh you’re here to I guess I should have figured.
Cable: why the hell is that man why do you always have to make fun of me man.
Bishop: aww shut up you oversensitive little dork.
Cable: SHUT UP MAN I friggin hate you guys.
Booster: oh shut up man your powers are crappy what do you do any way, ohhh look at me I’m cable I have a metal arm and act like a douche.
Cable: Man shut up you loser you don’t even have powers you wear a suit.
Booster: yea but at least I’m not a douche.
Bishop: he does have a point Cable you are a douche.
Cable: man screw you guys.
Out of the darkness steps Connan he grabs a seat across from Bishop.
Booster: Connan what the hell are you doing here.
Connan: I go where I want, nothing stops connan not even time.
Bishop: geez connan tone it down a little bit.
Booster: how did you get out of here anyway.
???: I can vouch for Connan.
From the darkness steps out Doc Brown from back to the future.
Bishop: man Doc why do you keep bringing connan with you man he’s way to intense.
Connan: *stands up* would you like to make something of it?
Bishop: see what I mean man you need to lighten up I mean you aren’t a little b###h like Cable but man you still need to chill.
Cable: man screw you guys, friggen jerks.
An ominous vibe falls over the room like a thick fog.
Booster: woah what was that.
Connan: an ominous cloud has filled the room.
Cable: I felt it to.
Bishop: shut the hell up Cable, but yea I dunno it was pretty spooky.
Doc Brown: hmm right over there.
In the corner of the room is a man in a fedora wearing a green Gasmask.
Sandman: there are many strange characters in this one place it seems like no good can be done in company of this sort.
Bishop: who are you?
Sandman: who me? I’m here to do my business.
The Sandman reaches his hand into his coat and pulls out a wallet.
Sandman: how much is the buy in?
Booster: you sunova b###h you always pull that crap.
Sandman: hey I’ll stop doing it when you stop falling for it.
Doc: so what you been up to Wesley (sandman)?
Sandman: eh same old same old terrorizing criminals and haunting the wicked you know same as always.
Booster: wow Wes you’re a scary bastard you know
Sandman: yea I guess so, but it’s kind of my thing you know
Booster: I dunno man where did you get that leather jacket at it’s slicker than Bishop’s Jheri Curl
Bishop: ha ha
*punches Booster in the arm*
Booster: hey man watch the suit,
*rubs arm*
Booster: speaking of I was wondering does anyone know how to fix my time distortion device?
Doc Brown: hmm let me get a look at it
*takes device and looks at it*
Doc Brown: oh it’s just out of batteries
Booster: Batteries well that’s kind of lame I need to get me some more so I can get the hell out of here
Bishop: dream on buddy you know you’re in 1939 so batteries won’t be around for a few decades
Booster: damn well what about you doc can you give me a lift back to 2008
Doc Brown: sorry no can do booster the delorean is only a two seater
Booster: damn that’s cold man well I guess I don’t know how the hell I’m gonna get back to my time , hmmm (hey Sandman wanna ever been to 2008)
Sandman: hmm no never but I get what you’re saying
Sandman Gasses Doc Brown who falls over on the table and he then grabs the keys to the delorean and quickly jets out the door. Booster punches Cable just for the hell of it and follows close behind Sandman.
Sandman: holy crap man we need to get the hell out of here, Bishop is gonna be pissed we messed up his card game.
Booster: heh did you se me slide that little pussy cable? I’ve wanted to do that for a while, I think I chipped one of his teeth.
Sandman: here *throws Booster the keys* I can’t drive a regular car much less a flying one that goes through time.
Booster: WHAT *throws keys back* I can’t drive either I fly every where or just travel till a time when the bus is supposed to come.
Sandman: wow man you’re pretty lazy buy you can fly so I elect you more qualified to operate the FLYING car. *throws keys back*
Booster: alright but just get in and lets bounce
They finally get to the delorean and enter as quickly as they can Booster gets inside and starts the engine up. Before he can put it into drive Connan falls smashing down onto the hood of the car
Booster and Sandman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sandman: holy crap man get us the hell out of here
Booster: of all of the ones that had to follow us it HAD to be him
Connan: you harmed my friend Doctor Brown it is rude to take advantage of his kindness
Connan lets out a barbarian roar and punches the hood of the car denting it. The Delorean lists off of the ground and starts speeding up.
Sandman: holy crap why doesn’t it go back in time?
Booster: we gotta get up to 88 miles an hour we’re only at 40
Connan winds up and lets out another barbarian roar
Sandman: STEP ON IT!
Booster: I AM DAMMIT I AM
65 Mph and Connan smashes his hand through the windshield
Booster and Sandman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
As the delorean reaches 88 miles an hour Connan’s hands wrap around Booster Gold’s throat and the delorean is transported back to the future
Sandman: whew man we made it that was a close one
Sandman looks over to see Connan’s hand choking the hell out of Booster who is coughing and spitting all over the place
Booster: *Choking* Help HAAAAALP
Sandman pulls the wheel and the Delorean goes into a spinning dive to the ground. Connans is thrown from the Delorean which crashes into the Ground below
Sandman: what where the hell are we
Booster I dunno this defiantly isn’t any city I’ve ever been to
Booster looks in the delorean at the GPS device
Booster: holy crap we’re in M’changa!
Sandman: where the hell is that?
Booster: Africa.
To Be Continued.
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