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Posted by Ladogos
on 10/25/2009, 3:27 pm, in reply to "Thank you Marcelo!!"
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The
Pastor's Ass
The Pastor
entered his donkey in a race
and it
won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the
donkey that
he entered it in the
race again
and it won again.
The local paper
read:
PASTOR'S
ASS
OUT FRONT.
The Bishop
was so upset with this kind
of publicity
that he ordered
the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another
race.
The next day the local paper
headline
read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.
This
was too much for the Bishop so
he ordered
the Pastor to get
rid of
the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a
Nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news,
posted
the following
headlinethe next
day:
NUN
HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The
Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she
would have toget rid of the donkey
so
she
sold
it to a farmer for $10.
The
next day the paper read:
NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This
was too much for the Bishop so
he ordered
the Nun to buy back
the donkey
and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild.
The
next day the headlines read:
NUN
ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND
FREE
The
Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral
of the story is . . . being concerned
about public opinion
can bring
you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life
.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop
worrying about everyone else's ass
and you'll
be a lot happier
and live
longer!
Have a nice day
Have a good day, my friend.
In GOD we trust!!
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