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Posted by vix on 5/30/2009, 5:46 pm, in reply to "Broken outhouse"
HIYA FESTUS!!!
that was very funny.
Was talkin to Clara Sue today, and she wanted to know what happened to all the posts... small world eh?
vix 
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: Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she
: hollers out....
: "Pa, you need to go out and fix the
: outhouse!"
:
: Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong
: with the outhouse."
:
: Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git
: out there and fix it."
:
: So....... Pa mosies out to the outhouse,
: looks around and yells back,
: "Ma, there ain't nuthin wrong with the
: outhouse! "
:
: Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the
: hole!"
:
: Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head
: in that hole!"
:
: Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in
: the hole to see what to fix."
: So with that, Pa sticks his head in the
: hole, looks around and yells back,
: "Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this
: outhouse!"
:
: Ma hollers back, "Now take your head
: out of the hole!"
:
: Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the
: hole, then starts yelling,
: "Ma, help! My beard is stuck in the
: cracks in the toilet seat!"
:
: To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't
: it?!"
:
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