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A new "beginning"

Posted by BA on 3/23/2009, 10:32 am

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I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can
now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies'

profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing
the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government
will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as
long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I
trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now
think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to
own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me
from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice
caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates
alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business
should not be allowed to make profits for themselves..They need to break
even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT
sees fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges
need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks
who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted
up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything
they don't own.

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A new "beginning" - BA 3/23/2009, 10:32 am
- Re: A new "beginning" - vix 3/23/2009, 1:31 pm
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--Previous Message-- : . : : : : I voted Democrat because I love the fact : that I can : now marry whatever I want. I've decided to : marry my horse. : : : : : I voted Democrat because I believe oil : companies' : : profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene : but the government taxing : the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. : : : : : I voted Democrat because : I believe the government : will do a better job of spending the money : I earn than I would. : : : I voted Democrat because : freedom of speech is fine as : long as nobody is offended by it. : : : I voted Democrat because : when we pull out of Iraq I : trust that the bad guys will stop what : they're doing because they now : think we're good people. : : : I voted Democrat because : I'm way too irresponsible to : own a gun, and I know that my local police : are all I need to protect me : from murderers and thieves. : : : I voted Democrat because : I believe that people who : can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can : tell us that the polar ice : caps will melt away in ten years if I don't : start driving a Prius. : : : I voted Democrat because : I'm not concerned about the : slaughter of millions of babies so long as : we keep all death row inmates : alive. : : : I voted Democrat because : I believe that business : should not be allowed to make profits for : themselves..They need to break : even and give the rest away to the : government for redistribution as IT : sees fit. : : : I voted Democrat because : I believe liberal judges : need to rewrite The Constitution every few : days to suit some fringe kooks : who would never get their agendas past the : voters. : : : I voted Democrat because : my head is so firmly planted : up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll : ever have another point of view. : : : "A Liberal is a : person who will give away everything : they don't own. : : : : :

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