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Posted by vix on 11/20/2008, 10:08 am, in reply to "Happy Thanksgiving"
lol
very funny...
good one...
vix 
--Previous Message--
: A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the
: day before Thanksgiving
: and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but
: I have to tell you that your mother
: and I are divorcing; forty-five years of
: misery is enough.
:
: "Pop, what are you talking about?"
: the son says in disbelief.
:
: We can't stand the sight of each other any
: longer," the father says.
: "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick
: of talking about this, so you
: call your sister in Chicago and tell
: her."
:
: Frantic, the son calls his sister, who
: explodes on the phone. "Like
: heck they're getting divorced," she
: shouts, "I'll take care of this."
:
: She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams
: at her father, "You are NOT
: getting divorced. Don't do a single thing
: until I get there. I'm
: calling my brother back, and we'll both be
: there tomorrow. Until then,
: don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and
: hangs up.
:
: The old man hangs up his phone and turns to
: his wife. "Okay," he
: says, "they're coming for Thanksgiving
: and paying their own way."
:
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