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Posted by vix on 10/12/2008, 6:57 pm, in reply to "Todays funny"
hehe
never knew that eating chit was healthy!!!
lmao
vix :D
--Previous Message--
: Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the
: swamp near the lake.
:
: The smaller one turned to the bigger one and
: said, 'I can't understand how you can be so
: much bigger than me We're the same age, we
: were the same size as kids. I just don't get
: it.'
:
: 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you
: been eating?'
:
: 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the
: small Croc.
:
: 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
:
: 'Down the other side of the swamp near the
: parking lot by the Capitol.'
:
: 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
:
: 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus
: cars and wait for one to unlock the car
: door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg,
: shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!'
:
: 'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see
: your problem. You're not getting any real
: nourishment. See, by the time you finish
: shaking the shit out of a Politician,
: there's nothing left but an asshole and a
: briefcase
:
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