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Posted by vix on 10/10/2008, 9:13 pm, in reply to "Re: some funnies"
bwhahahahahahaha
now that is funny!!!
vix 
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: Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in
: the park every day to feed the pigeons,
: Watch the squirrels and discuss world
: problems.
: One day Bill didn't show up. Sam wasn't
: concerned; he thought Bill might have a
: cold or some urgent appointment. But after
: Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so,
: Sam really got worried.
: However, since Sam didn't know where Bill
: lived (the only time they ever got together
: was at the park) he was unable to find out
: what had happened to him.
: After a month had passed,
: Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill. On
: his next visit to the park, however, Bill
: was sitting on their usual bench waiting for
: him.
: Amazed and delighted, Sam exclaimed, ''For
: crying out loud Bill, what in the world
: happened to you?''
: Bill replied, ''I've been in jail."
: ''Jail?'' cried Sam. ''You?! What on earth
: for?''
: ''Well,'' Bill said, ''you know Sue, that
: cute little blonde waitress at the coffee
: shop where I sometimes go?''
: ''Yes,'' said Sam, ''I remember her. What
: about her?''
: ''Well, one day she filed rape charges
: against me. At age 89, I was so proud that
: when I got into court, I pleaded ''guilty.''
: ''The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.''
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