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Posted by vix on 10/9/2008, 7:50 pm, in reply to "Re: Tarzan"
lmao
OUCH
vix :D
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: Even at that time, a guy just can't be too
: careful! LOL
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: When Jane initially met Tarzan in the
: jungle,
: she was attracted to him,and during her
: questions about his life, she asked him how
: he had sex?
:
: 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
:
: Jane explained to him what sex was.
:
: Tarzan said 'Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in
: trunk of tree.'
:
: Horrified Jane said, 'Tarzan you have it all
: wrong, but I will show you how to do it
: properly.' She took off her clothing and lay
: down on the ground. Here' she said, pointing
: to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'
:
: Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane
: his considerable manhood, stepped closer to
: her and kicked her in the crotch!
:
: Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed
: like an eternity.
:
: Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
: screamed 'What did you do that for?'
:
: Tarzan replied, 'Tarzan check for squirrel.'
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