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Posted by vix on 10/5/2008, 12:26 pm, in reply to "Re: some funnies"
aint that the truth!
vix
--Previous Message--
: A man applies for a job at the Post Office.
:
: The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic
: to anything?'
:
: He says 'Yes. Caffeine'
:
: 'Have you ever been in the service?'
:
: 'Yes,' he says.'I was in Iraq for two
: years.'
:
: The interviewer says, 'That will give you
: five extra points toward employment,'and
: then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?'
:
: The guy says, 'Yes 100%..an IED exploded
: near me and blew my testicles off.'
:
: The interviewer tells the guy, 'O.K. In
: that case, I can hire you right now. Normal
: hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.
:
: You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan
: on starting at 10 AM every day.'
:
: The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours
: are from 8 AM to 4 PM, why don't you want
: me to be here before 10 AM?'
:
: 'This is a government job,'' the
: interviewer says. For the first two hours
: we just stand around drinking coffee and
: scratching our balls... No point in you
: coming in for that.
:
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